What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.