What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.