What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK