What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.