How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.