How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.