How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.