How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.