Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.