Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.