Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.