When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Drug Test Jokes More Drug Test Jokes

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest