Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.