What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.