What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...