What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.