What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser