What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.