What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free