What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"