Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because she died a virgin!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
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So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
