Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.