Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

Hydrogen Atom Jokes More Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Vinegar Truck Jokes More Vinegar Truck Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!