Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

Douche Jokes More Douche Jokes

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

Vinegar Truck Jokes More Vinegar Truck Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.