Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!