Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

H20 Jokes More H20 Jokes

What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Absolutely Jokes More Absolutely Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.