Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Absolutely Jokes More Absolutely Jokes

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

Pine Tree Jokes More Pine Tree Jokes

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

H20 Jokes More H20 Jokes

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.