Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What did he make?

H20

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

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What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!