The doctor had to heal-ium.
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Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Pull down its genes.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
A: A first-aid kit!
They both got nailed
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
A: A dope ring.
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
Chernobyl fallout...
A waist of time
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
It was a Good Year...
That's a huge axe man!
They're both X-Men.
