Heal Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

Mercy Jokes More Mercy Jokes

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

What makes Mercy such a good medic?

It must be her high heals.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...