If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
Life insurance policies.
By selling your camera.
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Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)