Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz