Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.