Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace