Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)