Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.