Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.