Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

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How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.