Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.