What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance