What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders