What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!