Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms