What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

St Jokes More St Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception