Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.