Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"