Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.