Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.