Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey