What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.