What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...