What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket