What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!