What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.