What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.