What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."