What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception