What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't