Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

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What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.