Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.