Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.