Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.