How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.