How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!