What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager