What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad