What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad