What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing