What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar