What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.