What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

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Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke