What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !