Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

Good Idea Jokes More Good Idea Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

Chinese Billionaire Jokes More Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho