No eye deer
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No-eye deer.
I have no eye deer...
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
I got no-eye deer !
A: No eye-deer.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Octopus Prime.
Because he hung around for too long.
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
Dung
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
You can sense his presents.
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.
NO IDEAR!
No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
It will just host a telethon.
A: Everything's $100.
Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.
The eyes, cause they di-late.
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.