Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.