Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.