Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.