What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)