What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

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What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke