Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Why are pills white?

Because they work.