Bird Watcher Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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Ones used for cunning stunts.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.