Bird Watcher Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

Word Botcher Jokes More Word Botcher Jokes

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.