Bird Watcher Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Word Botcher Jokes More Word Botcher Jokes

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.