Bird Watcher Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Whats the funniest type of bird?

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What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Word Botcher Jokes More Word Botcher Jokes

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!