Bird Watcher Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Word Botcher Jokes More Word Botcher Jokes

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.