What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

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What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

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What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat