What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat