What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat