What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat