How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!