What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

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Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.