How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)