What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor