What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.