What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family