What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!