What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :