What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :