What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.