Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.