What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Yall nailed it.

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle