What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.