What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu