What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Ebowla.

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When the big hand touches the little hand.

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A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one