What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle