How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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None, that's what students are for.

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1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.