What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Frog Finger Jokes More Frog Finger Jokes

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner