What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.