What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps