What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Kermit's finger

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Show and smell!

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Bacon.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Bacon! Get it?

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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