What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps