What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.