What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.