What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.