What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !