What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

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What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !