What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !