What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !