What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !