What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !