What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !