What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Unstable

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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the I see you.

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Lets go ride our bikes

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Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !