What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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They paint the town dead!

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.