What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way