What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month