Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs