Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*