Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!