Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".